"I'm very responsible with my indoor bonfires..."

God:	What do I need to do, draw you a map??!
Humanity:	Duh...Um...

"I'm not stealing! I'm staging a protest against capitalism!!!"

"Live long and then die."
-Joe

"If you're in the forest, and a tree falls, but you don't hear anything, are you really there at all?"

jazz trumpet is playing on the radio

Neal:	pointing to radio   That's me.
Laura:	That's not you.
pause
Neal:	I got better...

"Words I will never understand.....Ooh, chicken!"
-Landon

"I should shoot you for stupidness."
-Andrew

"I'm going to the bathroom. Does anyone have change for a 20?"
-Ryan

Joe:	What the fuck is that?
Landon:	I dunno. Just eat it anyway.

"Poke you in the friggin' eye! God you're irritating!!"
-Darryl

"The Mall! M-A-all-all!"
-Ryan

"Oh no! It's the attack of the evil homicidal sidewalks! Run for your life!"

"That's my ass, that's my ass, that's my ass, that's also my ass..."
-Chaz

Taryn:	Dude, are you wearing a shirt?
Alicia:	Do you want to smell my basement?

"WHAT is your NAME??"
-Mike

"You wouldn't want to hurt the person who has the penguin."
-Landon

"I'm not crazy, I'm just a little weird in the head!"
-Andrew

"Let me enlighten you: shit."
-Kurtis

Amanda:	Does anyone have white-out?
Fiona:	I have a pen...

"Where is the couch? There is no couch...That sucks..."

"School is hell. Lover's Leap is Hell's Beach Cottage."
-Robin and Whittney

"How do you know kindness without cruelty? How do you know cold if you've always been warm? How can you say you don't like sushi if you've never tried it?"
-Mr Hollings

"Monkey, what did we tell you about space crack?"
""That it's yummy and good for my bones? Oh, wait...That was the purple hippos..."