I:	Don't eat gross things when you're not feeling well.
II:	Don't eat gross things when you're feeling well.
III:	Cheese and mayonaise sandwiches are only good if you're craving one and it's only half a sandwich anyway.
IV:	The funniest things are weird beyond belief. If you want to be funny, say things like, "Je suis la grande fromage," but only if you know French.
V:	If you're Canadian, but don't know French, it's relitively likely that you understood that anyway.
VI:	Most boys are poopy-heads. There are some exceptions. Like Joe, for example. However, there's no evidence, as of yet, to prove that Joe is, indeed, human.
VII:	Never cross the Anti-Poking Alliance!! (Vive de la Alliance!!)
VIII:	If you know lots of languages, you will probably be able to talk to almost anyone.
IX:	The world is small in relation to bigger things than it, and big compared to littler things than it.
X:	Humans don't have wings.
XI:	...But monkeys sometimes do.
XII:	Things happen.
XIII:	Things happen to you.
XIV:	The things that happen to you don't have to be good.
XV:	...And in most cases, they aren't.
XVI:	...Live with it.
XVII:	The line is "...Cupid shot an arrow through your eyes...", not "...Cupid shot an arrow between your eyes..." because, in the first case, you're blind, as is love, but in the second, you're dead.
XVIII:	Some people are vegitarian because meat is gross.
XIX:	Yes, I am one of those.
XX:	Fanatical veganism will make it hard to eat in places other than your house.
XXI:	Everyone has their own views on Shakespeare.
XXII:	Everyone is entitled to their own views on Shakespeare.
XXIII:	If you poke the Monkey, chances are that you will get bitten. Unless you give her food right afterwards...
XXIV:	THERE IS ONLY ONE MONKEY!!!
XXV:	(that is me)
XXVI:	What (most) women want most in life is control over men, especially in love. What (most) women really want is to run the show.
XXVII:	I don't think I'm grouped in the "most" category...
XXVIII:	I am stranger than you. No point denying it. Mua ha ha!!!
XXIX:	If you're trying to achieve world domination, don't attack Russia.
XXX:	...Or Britain...
XXXI:	What others think about you doesn't matter unless you're famous, and even then, you shouldn't care.
XXXII:	If I cry in front of you and you happen to be doing something that's pissing me off, you might wanna stop, 'cuz that means that I'm probably hormonal and will throw things at you soon if you don't cease afore-mentioned annoying activity.
XXXIII:	The world would be a better place if backpacks could fly.