Here's how it all began - one innocent comment posted by Chickie, and it blew out of proportion! I must
warn you, there is some documentation missing, but you can read what's here, and get a fairly good
picture in reference to what the whole thing's about. Oh, and if you decide to become a part of the
madness, please take the time to think up a good nickname... :)
Anyway, now's as good a time as any - begin!
Chickie_Gurlie:
For those of you who were here last remember how much
we yakked. WELL this year I
know that I have been to busy to Yak. See you round
everyone.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*laughs* I think we're ALL too busy to talk much. I
wonder what happened. Did school
just get harder, or did we find too many other things
to do, or maybe the yakamonster just scared every one
away?
*looks around suddenly nervous* Did you hear
something? No? Okay.
*keeps an eye out anyway* Yakamonsters make me
nervous. Maybe if we flood the place we can scare IT
away instead.
You're sure you didn't hear anything? Cause I could
have sworn.....AAAAHHHHHH!
*runs away screaming from the yakamonster*
Chickie_Gurlie:
Give me a break. You have a funny sense of humor.
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam comes in a door at the side, and looks around*
Enara? E-NAR-A! Are you in
here?
*scratches head* That's funny, I could have sworn I
heard her in here...Wait, what was
that? It sounded sort of like...AAAAAAHHH!! IT'S THE
YAKAMONSTER!! *runs,
screaming, from a large, purple Yeti*
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*pokes her head out of her hiding place cautiously* A
"funny sense of humor"..... Isn't
that the only kind to have? I mean, if you can't find
something "funny", you don't have a
sense of humor. So isn't that the only kind of humor
there is. (well besides the gross,
crude jokes that go around all the time in regular
schools =oD )
*hears a noise* =oS I think I'd better go now......=oO
AAHHHHHHH!!! *runs out of
the room again*
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*the theme song to Mission Impossible plays as she
drops from the roof of the secret
hideout, dressed in black clothes and wielding a
flashlight. Sneaks around a little bit,
scouting for danger.*
Okay everybody, you can come out now. The
Yakamonster's gone....for now.
*seriously* I just got a message from head quarters,
there is a giant purple yakamonster on the loose. It's
terrorizing the students, and scaring them away from
the discussion list.
Our mission, should we choose to accept it, is...(do
do doooo)...to get rid if the
yakamonster. For those who choose to accept, further
instructions will follow.
Now, who's with me?!
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam looks around from outside a cardboard box*
Where's that music coming from?
Oh, it's you, Enara! Well, I agree...*getting out of
the box, though cautiously*...The
Yakamonster has to be stopped, at all costs, whether
they be lives, voices, or free time and sanity!! I'm
with you to the end!!
*a scuffling is heard in the background, and both
Enara and Clam look around,
petrified, and then try to hide behind the cardboard
box*
Scorpion_Delta583:
I'm new here and the yakamonster is a new one on
me.But I don't like the big,bad and
ugly on my turf,so if you need anything I'll help.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*Clam and Enara peek out from behind the cardboard
box* Thanks Scorpion. Your help will be appreciated
very much! The yakamonster or yak-a-monster, is a
large purple monster that is running around the chat
area, keeping others from speaking. Our plan is to
some how scare away the monster. Any ideas?
*another noise is heard and all three hide again*
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam whispers to the others, so as not to alert the
Yakamonster to their presence* We
need to get more people on our side, that's what we've
got to do! Strength in numbers,
right? And maybe we should try to track down Marg,
Warrior Princess and enlist her
help...
*a rustling and grunting is heard, and Clam ducks* Oh
cripes, he's awake!!!
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*after a moment of silence she thinks it might be safe
so she whispers back* That sounds like a good idea.
And we most definitely need more people! But how do we
get them to come out and help with the yakamonster
around? *hears another grunt and some rustling so she
hides again*
Chickie_Gurlie:
*Chickie walks in the room "hey where is everyone?"
hears a noise jump 100 feet in the air and jumps
behind a box ,(ooof crash bang ) Oh hi, says I. Hi,
says Enara, Clam and Scorpion. I know how to get more
people send them all personal messages.*
*All four hear other noise and jumps and quiets down a
LOT.*
Scorpion_Delta583:
*Grunting is heard as the Yakamonster wakes up and
Scorpion peeks out from behind the box*Oh man dats
big. I can see why he scares people off.
The way I see it is we have to target it's weaknesses.
We already know it doesn't like people talking but
what else dose it not like. Enara you seem to have the
most experience with it so please help us out a little
what else is there.
Clam-Chowder:
Yeah, I agree. Enara, what do you think? *there's no
reply, and Clam looks around,
confused* Enara? E-NAR-A! Where'd she go? Uh oh, you
don't think...*she looks at
the others* you don't figure the Yakamonster got
her...Do you?
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*Enara is hanging from the ceiling caught in some
rope, calls down to the others* I'm up here guys. I
guess I jumped too high. *grimaces*
*struggles a bit, the ropes let loose and she falls*
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh! *into a pile of
boxes* ¡poof¡ *looks up* Hey! I'm
aaalllliiivvveee!
Sorry about that, now what else doesn't it like.
*thinks really hard while the others lean
forward waiting.*
Hmmmmm......no................no......yah!=o)......no.
=o( Yah! If I
remember correctly, it doesn't like talking, tickles,
or MARSHMALLOWS!!!!
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam adopts a look of utter confusion*
Marshmallows?!? It doesn't like
marshmallows?!? Does that mean that it doesn't like
graham crackers and chocolate? 'Cuz if so, we could
make some smores and have a party!!
*a loud roar is heard* ACK! *Everyone jumps into the
cardboard box, and cowers
within*
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*quietly confides to all those in the box* No, it
doesn't like graham crackers and
chocolate. It just doesn't like marshmallows. The
poofy sweetness of marshmallows melts the monsters
hard, bitter, and repulsive outer shell. It can't
stand people seeing what it's really like inside so it
runs away. And hopefully never comes back. Now we need
to find a way to get A LOT of MARSHMALLOWS. *the
others shush her outburst quickly* Oh, sorry. Guess I
shouldn't have eaten the last bag of marshmallows I
had. =oD
Clam-Chowder:
OH NO!! WHERE ARE WE GOING TO GET MARSHMALLOWS
NOW??!?! I guess
we'd better go marshmallow hunting... *Pink Panther
music comes on, and Clam grabs a big stick (you know,
the kind you put marshmallows on to toast them over
the fire?)*
I'll meet you all back here - I've got some
marshmallows to catch! *slinks off cautiously, stick
wielded*
Scorpion_Delta583:
You sayin' we need marshmallows. Oh brother I'm not
use to this. So all we need is
marshmallows and then we can have a BarBQ. Okay, fine
I'll do my best and see what I can dig up.
--
These files were deleted, sorry for any inconvinience - We found out that Marshmallow Season didn’t start until just before the Spring Holidays, Scorpion spied on the Yakster, obtaining quite a bit of useful information, and Onandais entered the picture. Christina might have, too.
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Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: Stay calm we can work out a
plan
Onandais Alpha159: *Flips open his laptop and starts
to work on somthing*
Scorpion Delta583: What are you doing?
Onandais Alpha159: Working on a program that might
help us get that stuff back.
Scorpion Delta583: How are you going to do that?
Onandais Alpha159: Make the program hack the mainframe
of the school find there trash can file rumage through
all that and see if I can't get a hlod of at least
some of the information.
Scorpion Delta583: Are you sure you can do it I mean
like what if they anti-hacker protection then
what.
Onandais Alpha159: Well then my laptop either fries
and dies or I find someway to shut it down before it
gets me.
Scorpion Delta583: Well I guess it's worth a shot but
be careful and don't screw around with anything.
Onandais Alpha159: Heh heh heh*He chuckles to him self
as he sets to work*
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*pokes her head up from the boxes* Cool it guys. treid
is saving it all and going to put it
in a better format so others can read it to. *smiles*
Relaxe......then again maybe not.
There's somthing in the shadows moving, I think Yaky's
back.
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At least one was also deleted here - Clam (aka me) got attacked by the Yakamonster, and covered in green goop from where marshmallows hit it.
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Scorpion_Delta583:
Onandais Alpha159: He's bigger than I remember
him.
Scorpion Delta583: Don't just stand there ya' fool
come on lets help her out.
Onandais Alpha159: Oh yeah right. Oops. I guess what
Enara said means I can shut down that program I was
makeing.
Scorpion Delta583: Yeah sure dude whatever.
Chickie_Gurlie:
Get off of her now * Chickie scares Yacky so bad he runs
yelping with tail betwwen legs. My bat is a litle
worse for wear. but hey.....
Chickie: Hey all I'm bringin' in my friend Sally.
Sally: I thought I might be able to help y'all.
Chickie: Thanx for coming I appreciate it.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*watches the Yakamonster run off* Cheea! We really
need to look after him quick.
*Blaze her cat comes
trotting in and rubs on Enara's legs* Hey Blaze, ready
to kick some Yakamonster butt? *picks her up and sets
her on her shoulders* Everybody, Blaze. Blaze, every
body. Oh, and just a warning, she can be pretty nasty
when she wants to be. *Blaze gives a cat's imitation
of a smirk*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: Hey wus' up! How ya'all doin'?
Onandais Alpha159: *click,click,ka-chuck*
Scorpion Delta583: Yo man you got it!
Onandais Alpha159: Of course Now I'm really ready to
kick some yakamonster butt.*ka-chunck, ka-chunck*
Scorpion Delta583: Well then lets go get him
*Laughing is heard from the dark and a figure
appears*
Scorpion & Onandais Alpha159: HAWK*both surprised*
Scorpion Delta583: How'd you get here?
Hawk Kilo264: I followed Onandais.
Onandais Alpha159: Oh man, why?
Hawk Kilo264: I had to find out what was going on and
by the looks of it, it's going real good.
Scorpion Delta583: Down boy. Look we are in the middle
of something big...
Hawk Kilo264: I'll say.
Scorpion Delta583: No not that. Now shut it off or
I'll cut it off. This is way bigger than you
think.
Hawk Kilo264: Okay, fine so uh fill me in what's going
down....
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*looks to Hawk* The Yakamonster hopefully. We have our
stash of mallows to melt off his hide, and right now
we're, well supposed to be, working on this fort you
see before you half finished. *smiles* Want to help
build the fort? *tapes another box to the others then
looks to Hawk waiting for a reply* *scratches Blaze,
her cat's, head*
Clam-Chowder:
*chucks a roll of duct tape to Hawk* If you wanna
stay, help. We've got to get this fort
finnished, and quick! Yaka-proofing's not gonna be
easy, and we've already seen that we need to do some
more (BTW, thanks everybody!).
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: A monster I've heard some crazy things
but that's crazy!
*Suddendly the yakamonster jumps Hawk from behind.
Then the yakamonster feels the cold steel of a Magnum
44 (pellet gun) And commands the yakamonster to move
away*
Scorpion Delta583: Alright big boy move it or lose
it.
Hawk Kilo264: Okay now I've seen every thing. Okay I'm
with you*picks up a roll of tape*Yo dude were did you
get the Mag.
Clam-Chowder:
Yeah, that's what I'm wondering, too!! At any rate,
it'll come in handy! Good thing the
Yakster understands English...
Nice to have you on the team, Hawk! Welcome aboard!!
:)
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I think there’s one missing here, too, but I can’t remember what happened in it, so it must not be too important... :)
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Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: It's crazy
Hawk Kilo264: It's wild
Onandais Alpha159: And you are nuts
Scorpion & Hawk Kilo264: Yep
Enara_Sabrehaven:
I know I'm crazy, *whispers* Just don't tell the guys
in the white coats. They're nice, but
I think the could use a little help themselves.*looks
at the now practically complete fort* So what d'ya
think?
Clam-Chowder: It looks great!! Well done, gang! :)
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: Hey got a friend who works for a
hardware store and I get tons of great discounts on
all kinds of things I'll see if I can get some better
building supplies.*Runs off*
Scorpion Delta583: *Shouts after him*Try to get in
touch with Josh. I don't think he heard me.
Onandais Alpha159: Hey I think I found out why the
yakamathing hasn't said anything yet, the translator
looks to be disabled and completely shut down.
Scorpion Delta583: Can you fix it?
Onandais Alpha159: Yeah but there's a problem with
that
Scorpion Delta583: What problem?
Onandais Alpha159: He's big, purple, hates
marshmellows, weights like 720lbs, worse than an angry
bear and he's right behind you.
*Woosh. Bang,crack,snap,fizzle,fizzle,spark,pow.*
Enara_Sabrehaven:
Cheea! Not again....*whips out her sling shot Dennis
the Mennis style and loads it with a mallow. Aims it
at the Yakamonster and let's it rip. The mallow makes
contact with the monster, instantly melting it where
it hit. Amid the smoke and flying ooze, the
Yakamonster is heard "screaming" (as I can't think of
a better way to put it). When the
smoke clears, slimy foot prints can be seen runnin
away and slowy dissapearing*
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam laughes a little* Hey, you're covered in it now,
too!! LOL! *looks at Scorpion, who's now covered in
bright green slime.* You'll wanna get that out ASAP,
it stains like you wouldn't believe!!
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: It dosen't matter really.
Onandais Alpha159: My laptop that thing busted my
laptop.
Scorpion Delta583: So what!
Onandais Alpha159: That was one of the two ways to get
the translator operating again.
Scorpion Delta583: And the other way is?
Onandais Alpha159: Up close and personal for half an
hour.
Hawk Kilo264: I got got a lot of wood,hammers,nails
and some shingles too.
*Indiana jones music can be heard as the three-some
pick up sling shots and
marshmellows and set out to find the yakamonster.
Clam-Chowder:
Hey, guys, wait for me!! *Clam runs over, bottle in
hand* This stuff'll put him to sleep
for a while, especialy in one of these. *puts the
contents of the bottle into a Super Soaker*
Don't worry, I've got good aim. You don't mind if I
come, do you?
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*calls after the departing group* Blaze and I'll stay
here and hold down the fort. Be
carefull, and may the Christ/Force be with you.
*thinks "oh oh. I'm going into the Jedi
thing again." Looks to Blaze.(her cat)* Come on babe,
let's get Star Wars. * the two
dissapear inside the fort for a moment, then come back
out. Enara dresed in Jedi stuff,
lightsaber (it's fake but Yaka doesn't know that) at
hip. Blaze half stumbles out, not too
happy with what Enara did to her. Now, instead of her
gray and white, she is green and looks very much like
a cat style Yoda. Blaze parks her rear on a box and
glares at anything that moves, daring them to make a
remark about how she looks. Enara sits down on the
other side of the fort, keeping her senses open for
the returning group, or the Yakamonster, who ever
shows up first, marshmallow ready in her slingshot.
Just in case*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: So you think we'll really find the
yakamonster?
Scorpion Delta583: Yeah can't be to hard could it?
Onandais Alpha159: It be a lot easyer if he hadn't
broke my laptop.
Scorpion Delta583: Why's that?
Onandais Alpha159: Because I could get into a G.P.S.
satillite system and used it to help us find him
..
Hawk Kilo264: How!
Onandais Alpha159: By using it's thruster controls to
manipulate it's flight path.
Hawk Kilo264: Do you know how many fail-safes they got
for that to make sure that dosn't happen?
Onandais: Hey your looking at the guy who took on the
Pentagon mianframe for 5 minutes.
Scorpion Delta583: Here he goes again computer hacker
extraordinar.
Onandais Alpha159: Of course and why not? Everyone has
a hobby.
Hawk Kilo264: Yeah but not everyone tries to hack into
the military hardware of the states.
Onandais Alpha159: Yeah but all that is just for
fun.
Scorpion Delta583: WHAT? You mean to tell me that the
Pentalgon and F.B.I. is for FUN!
Onandais Alpha159: Hey keep it quiet okay we have a
lady with us. And a potential hazard to me.
Hawk Kilo264: *Looks at Clam*She talks and I'll rip
her lungs out.
Onandais Alpha159: Sound fair okay good. Then it's
agreed you keep on going and she won't say a
thing.
Scorpion Delta583: Not like it matters really, I mean
with Star Jumper and all.
Onandais Alpha159: That's right they'd be at it for
months and still never find me...
Scorpion Delta583: Hold up,I hear something coming but
it's not an animal it sounds more...........
.......mechanical.
Clam-Chowder:
*in a low voice* Mechanical? Wierd. Oh, and about the
hacking thing, don't worry, I
wouldn't tell anyone anyway. I wish _I_ knew how to do
that kinda stuff!! :)
But what do you think's stalking us? I hope Yakky's
not learned how to drive...
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: I hope not because if he has we are
toast.
Onandais Alpha159: Don't forget that a vehicle would
sheild him from marshmellow attacks.
Hawk Kilo264: Yeah it would also make a mess in the
interior of the car.
Scorpion Delta583: Well if he has learned how to drive
let's hope it's not a truck.
Onandais Alpha159: Hello and what have we here.
Scorpion & Hawk: Huh???
Onandais Alpha159: Oh uh it's just well I uh found
some kind of signal like for a radio except too weak
for a radio to pick up, like a remote control signal,
only it's lower than that as well.
Scorpion Delta583: How low are you saying it is?
Onandais Alpha159: It's on a 10 KHz band width. That
would be the a.m band on the radio.
Hawk Kilo264: Can signal that low be detected.
Onandais Alpha 159:It can if you know what your
looking for I tripped on this by accident.
Scorpion Delta583: So what's genterating this and
where's it going?
Onandais Alpha159: That I don't know but I'll see if I
can find out.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*Blaze and Enara, still at their posts, stare blankly
about them. Waiting for something to
happen. (like the group to come home) Blaze, resigned
to her fate for the moment is curled up on a box, half
a sleep. Enara, leans againsed the fort, slingshot in
her lap, drawing pictures in the dust*
*Enara sits up after dozeing off for a while, suddenly aware of the long silence. Starting to get worried, she stands a walks around the fort, looking for signs that the group had come back or something. Finding nothing but a few fresh cat tracks she heads into the fort. She nabs a pair of electrobinoculars and climbs to the top of the look out post in the trees. Holding them up to her eyes, she scans the land around her. Hoping to find her freinds. Not seeing them, she climbs back down and walks over to Blaze.*
Hey babes. I'm starting to worry about those guys....*Blaze sneezes and yawns* Do you think I should go find them and see if they are in trouble? *Blaze gives kind of a shrug and lays down for a cat nap. Enara just stands there for a moment, pondering what to do.*
Chickie_Gurlie:
Chickie sneaks up behind Enara and yells BOOOO. Enara
spins around (totally freaked out) and starts shooting
marshmallows at her, who was prepared and gets out her
Gopherbomb launcher and starts shooting marshmallows
at Enara.
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: Man where could something that big
hide.
Hawk Kilo264: Anywhere but here.
Scorpion Delta583: So I've noticed. Have you locked
down that signal yet Onandais?
Onandais Alpha159: Ya uh it's coming from Edmonton,
north side and stops around here.
Scorpion Delta583: That's odd there's nothing here. *A
growling sound behind them.*
Hawk Kilo264: Except for him.........again.
Scorpion Delta583: Marshmallows up.....FIRE.
*Pop.....splat.....whap*
Clam-Chowder:
*the Yakamonster runs off screaming, leaving Scorpion,
Onandais, Hawk, and Clam covered in green goop* Ew!
Man, we've got to get ponchos!!!
We didn't get to the translator again, either.
*cringe* I guess we'll just have to wait, and
figure out what that radio wave is...
Scorpion_Delta583:
Onandais Alpha159: Well it didn't move at all, it's
still right here.
Hawk Kilo264: But what is it?
Onandais Alpha159: I don't know! Hey there's that
mechcanical noise again and the signal boosted in
power as well.
Scorpion Delta583: So that means what ever it is, is
right below us.
Hawk Kilo264: Break out the shovels boys and girl
we've got some diggin' to do.
Clam-Chowder:
Okey dokey *grabs a shovel and starts digging, then
hits something in a big wooden box*
Hey, what's this? *opens it up, revealing four
ponchos* Awesome! We'll need these
later... :)
Scorpion_Delta583:
Onandais Alpha159: Well I'll record an hour of the
message an see if it can be turned into an audio
file.
Hawk Kilo264: Well you sound right, I mean it happens
with radio stations all the time.
Onandais Alpha159: True to a piont. Radio brodcasts
basically start as an audio file on a CD or cassette
tape.
Scorpion Delta583: So can this converted.
Onandais Alpha159: If it starts as an audio yes, if
not then no it'll just be a bunch of noise.
Hawk Kilo264: Well I guess we'll have to wait and see.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*After realizing it was only Chickie who yelled boo, and
not the Yakamonster suddenly
speaking english, she stopped shooting mallows at
her.*
Oh, it's just you. Well not JUST you, I mean....*stops to think out what she is going to say* Thank heavens you're not the Yakamonster.
Clam-Chowder:
Okay, I'm going to read for a while (I need to get a
start on my book report...) - Tell me if
you need any help or if that radio-wave thing proves
usefull to us. :)
Scorpion_Delta583:
Onandais Alpha159: I don't think useful is the word I
would choose to describe this.
Hawk Kilo264: Why not.
Onandais Alpha159: Because it's or rather was a
miltitary incripted code.
Scorpion Delta583: The military? What interest do they
have out here.
Onandais Alpha159: Wide open spaces for training
exercises I'm guessing
Scorpion Delta583: Great. Now we have another thing to
possibly worry about.
Clam-Chowder:
Either that or there's some sort of cover-up
concerning the Yakamonster - I mean, I don't think the
government would really want people to know there was
a huge purple yeti running around. They may not know
it's weakness, though, which is why they'd be
trying so hard to keep it under wraps.
Aurora_Borealis:
Maybe the yakamonster is actually one of the students
in disguise... maybe one of you????
Scorpion_Delta583:
Onandais Alpha159: That is a possibility, But what
about the military. They haven't left yet.
Hawk Kilo264: I heard something going on and I don't
thing they were shooting blanks.
Onandais Alpha159: Like you!
Scorpion Delta583: It is a valid point, but I don't
think that's what we are dealing with. Although......
Aurora_Borealis:
who can you trust???
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*getting bored just hanging around holding the fort
down, she decides to get a little more into her Jedi
roll. She roots around the fort area for materials to
build a real lightsaber. She finds the tools and metal
she needs. As well as some bits of mirror and wires
for conductors. All she needs now are the cristals
used in lightsabers.
Thinking for a moment on where to get these, she
remembers that she had found some awhile ago and put
them in her pocket. Pulling them out she sits down and
starts working on her lightsaber. She looks up and
around every once in a while as she works, still
keeping an eye on everything.
Blaze, getting sick of her costume, starts to groom herself to remove it.*
*warningly* Blaze.....you keep that on, or I'll make you be R2-D2 again.
*Blaze emediatly stops grooming. She hated this, but she hated the R2 costume a LOT more. She sends a withering glare to Enara, then starts prowling the area. Keeping watch for trouble*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: You have a piont there. But there
sdomething eles going on and Ican't quite put it into
words right now but it's reallyt getting under my
skin.
Onandais Alpha159: Like that tick.
Scorpion Delta583: Were?
Onandais Alpha159: Ha ha got ya' there.
Hawk Kilo264: Yo Onandais give us an update on the
signal.
Onandais Alpha159: It's like a bee hive of activity
something big is going on and it's ready to
explode.
Scorpion Delta159: Although...
Clam-Chowder:
Although what, Scorpion?
Well, if you're questioning who you can trust, just so you know, you CAN trust me. And Chickie and Enara are holding down the fort at the moment - I suppose they're not beyond suspicion right NOW, but they were also present every time there was a Yak-attack, as was Scorpion, and Onandais, for a couple. Hawk and you were present for Yak-attacks, too - weren't you? Anyway, I don't see how it could be anything but a monster, though someone may be controling it like in that one X-Files where there was a planned community and everything had to be uniform or some big goopy thing would come after you and kill you. Did you guys see that one? I suppose the guy couldn't CONTROL it, persay, but that's not to say that that can't happen...
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: Onandais, you still have that
marshmellow gun you brought a while ago?
Onandais Alpha159: No why?
Scorpion Delta583: Because it could be useful.
Hawk Kilo264: How?
Scorpion Delta583: It uses air pressure to fire
projectiles right? So allwe have to do is put in a
rock or two fire them way over there to that croud of
men and when the rocks hit ground they'll make some
kind of noise and that could destract them for awhile.
Hawk Kilo264: What good is that?
Onandais Alpha159: With them busy we could slip away
without being noticed.
Scorpion Delta583: Exactly. Then we can reload the
marshmellows and hunt for you know who.
Aurora_Borealis:
Enara and Blaze continue to bicker while guarding the
fort, completely unaware that
somebody or something is lurking around them.
Suddenly, Enara notices the shadow
and feels a presence right behind her. She turns
around and screams!
Blaze looks at Enara like she is crazy! *What's wrong with you? It's only Aurora!*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Onandais Alpha159: Who wants yakamonster stew.
Scorpion Delta583: Good you got it.
Hawk Kilo264: Now if we can find the yakamonster we'll
can raost him.
Onandais Alpha159: Remember it's only single fire,
which meens every time I fire I'll have drop another
marshmellow down into it.
Scorpion Delta583: And don't forget the fact that it
needs air pressure in order to fire.
Onandais Alpha159: If I could find a way of getting
continuous air pressure and a quick reload it wouldn't
be a problem.
Hawk Kilo264: Well what about a small air compressor
inside of the air tank and a hose of some kind that
you put the marshmellows in and the pressure form the
tank shoots and reloads the marshmellows
automaticly.
Onandais Alpha159: Not a bad idea exept they don't
make air compressors this small. Not to mention the
space I would lose by having an air compressor inside
the tank. But it is a good idea.
Scorpion Delta583: But an air compressor also makes
noise and lots of it which meens we wouldn't be able
to sneek up on the yakamonster.
Hawk Kilo264: #&%*
Scorpion Delta583: Chill out it was still a good idea.
Aurora_Borealis:
Aurora inspects the fort. *What are these,
marshmallows? EEEEEWWWWWW! I hate
marshmallows!!!!*
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*still a little stund from her scare*
Yah, marshmallows. We have a Yakamonster problem and that's like almost the only way to get rid of it. *as an after thought* And it's a good thing for you that I havn't finnished this yet. *shakes her unfinnished lightsaber in reference*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: So how well do you think that thing
will work anyway?
Onandais Alpha159: I honestly don't know I've never
tested it.
Hawk Kilo264: So do a test fire right here.
Onandais Alpha159: I guessit's worth a
shot.*shrug*
Hawk Kilo264: 20 feet not bad.
Scorpion Delta583: We won't need that much but alright
at least it works. What about you Clam you've been
pretty quiet over there what's your opinion.
Hawk Kilo264: your right she has been quite. Fortgot
you were here.
Onandais Alpha159: YOU!! FORGET THERE WAS A LADY NEAR
BY HAWK, I'M GOING TO DIE OF LAUGHTER.
Hawk Kilo264: Shut-up Onandais.
Scorpion Delta583: He has a point Hawk you do chase
anything with two feet and a heart beat.
Hawk Kilo264: Grrrrrrrr
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam looks dazed* Huh? Oh, I was just kind of
thinking...Like, what if we got some
sort of net, filled it with marshmallows, lured the
Yakster under it, and then, instead of
having to shoot and reload, we could just shoot
whatever's holding the net up, and it
would fall, both capturing the yakamonster and
showering him with marshmallows
simultaniously. But to do that, we'd have to figure
out what he actualy _LIKES_...
Aurora_Borealis:
how do you know its a him? it could a her? :o)
Clam-Chowder:
*turns around* Hey Aurora! WHen'd you get here?
Yeah, I suppose that's a little biased - we just sorta assumed it was a "he". Anyway, do YOU know what the Yakamonster likes?
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: How bout we interview him.Ha ha ha.
Scorpion Delta583: Funny well he likes to terrorize us
so we could tease him until he's under the net.
Onandais Alpha159: Let me guess I'm the one who has to
shoot down the net right?
Scorpion Delta583: you got it. Now where can we find a
net? Any ideas?
Clam-Chowder:
I DO, I DO!! *Clam reaches into her backpack and
produces a large, strong-looking net*
And my mom thought this wouldn't come in handy! :) The
weave is big enough that the
yakamonster'll be pelted by marshmallows, but small
enough that they won't all fall out. Also, there are
loops on the corners, see? That's for tying weights on
to keep the Yakster down. It's large enough to cover
him (or her), and strong enough to restrain him/her.
Aurora_Borealis:
I dunno... what's the opposite of marshmallows?
Clam-Chowder:
Hmmm... Maybe spinnach or brussel sprouts or
something? Ooh, ooh! What about liver?
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion Delta583: please I'm struggling to keep my
stomach calm.
Onandais Alpha159: I don't know I mean like I'm having
2nd thoughts
Hawk Kilo264: No time to back out now it's all the way
or you’re toast. Make your choice.
Onandais Alpha159: Don't really have one do I, I'm the
gunner.*Geez, guns I hate this situation*
Clam-Chowder:
Hey, the sooner we get this over with, the sooner the
Yakamonster is reduced to a pink, fluffy bunny or
something. I say we've come too far to back out! What
do you say, guys? Let's pelt the Munster with
marshmallows!!
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: I'm with her.
Onandais Alpha159: Your with anything that says
female.
Scorpion Delta583: Look you two stop nailing each
other like that, you might find that you like each
other.
Onandais Alpha159: Well they say you hurt the one you
er-hem
Hawk Kilo264: Whoa that's more then I ever wanted to
know.
Scorpion Delta583: It is true that they do say that. Anyway haveyou
prefected your aim with that thing
Onandais?
Onandais Alpha159: It's about as good as it's going to
get.
Hawk Kilo264: Ya' know this just hit me....
Onandais Alpha159: Did it hurt?
Hawk Kilo264: WHAT?
Onandais Alpha159: Darn didn't hit you hard enough,
your still talking.
Hawk Kilo264: Whatever anyway like I was saying all
this chat and we don't really know each other. I mean
like we know personalities but not who we are to start
it of I'll go first. We all know each others names so
hobbies, music, stuff like that.
Hobbies: Modle building, Wilderness shooting(Camera
ONLY)Mechanics.
Music: Rock
relaxation: Reading, playing games and sleeping.
I'm in grade 11 and gearing up for collage
Onandais Alpha159: You forgot one of your
hobbies....GIRL CHASING AND
WHATCHING!!!
Hobbies: Computers, Programing, and computer
electronics
Music: Anything that's on the radio exept country.
Relaxation: Almost anything to do with computers.
I'm in grade 11 and ready for anything.
Scorpion Delta583: *SMACK*You weren't ready for
that.
Hobbies: Modle building, reading, computer games and
console games.
Music: Just about anything but country and
manufactured bands.
Relaxation: Read, sleep, meander or wonder around do
absolutly nothing.
I'm grade 11 and ready for the next grade.
Hawk Kilo264: Now you now want I mean so please follow
along.
Clam-Chowder:
Okey dokey, I guess I'm next:
Hobbies: Rock collecting, reading, writing,
website-building (my temporary one is at
http://clam-chowder.tripod.com )
Music: Rock and classical, mostly - I can't stand
dance, hiphop, country, boy bands
(ew!), or most rap, but I think Eminem's stuff is
kinda funny (of course, I take the same
oppinion with Rob Zombie's stuff, so...)
relaxation: Reading, playing card games, watching TV
or movies, surfing, etc...
I'm in grade 9 and looking foreward to high
school!
What about you Aurora? AU-ROR-A!!! Huh, where'd she go?
--
There’s some stuff missing here - I suggested that it might be a good idea if we had some means of communication between the Fort and ourselves, and I offered to be a “swift rider” (read The King’s Swift Rider by Mollie Hunter and you’ll understand fully).
--
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*getting extreamly bored with simply watching the fort
where nothing happens, Enara
starts looking around through the fort for interesting
things that might be there. While
looking under a particularly colourful box, much to
her surprise, she find 2 walky-talkies and a radio for
the home base*
Cool, these would be helpfull in getting word around the group. Now....if only I could get the two out to them.
*she puts batteries in all three things, and then sits to try and think up a way to get the out groups attention.*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: Hey my brother has those walkie-talkie
head sets.
Scorpion Delta583: Good, can you get a hold of
them?
Hawk Kilo264: Yeah sure no problem
Onandais Alpha159: How well do they work
Hawk Kilo264: I don't think they've spent more than 2
hours out of the box.They are miliarty green
camouflage and have multiple frequenices.
Onandais Alpha159: Not bad be sure to remember them.
Did you just hear somthing???
Clam-Chowder:
*just then, a grey horse comes out of the bushes*
Storm! Where'd you come from?
You're not supposed to sneak up on us like that, we
thought you were the yakamonster!
So, does that mean I get the job? Awesome!! Talk to you guys later, I'm gonna go check up on Enara!! *Clam jumps on Storm and rides off in the dirrection of the fort*
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*Enara walks around outside, bored out of her mind.*
Why did I ever say I would just stay here and watch the fort. It's not like anything happens here now.
*trips over something*
Ow. Hey who put that there...*looks closer at what it is* Hey it's a net! I wonder what I could use this for...*at that moment she hears a rustling in the trees. Instantly she has a mallow and a slingshot out and ready - aimed at the trees where she heard the noise. She stands there waiting for whatever, or whoever to show their face*
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam and Storm emerge from the trees, and see Enara,
wielding a marshmallow*
YIKES! Don't shoot! I don't think we've got a whole
whack of marshmallows that we can spare... :)
So, what's been happening here? *spotting the net* Hmm, we seem to have a lot of these...Hey!! You could make a trap, too! *quickly explains what she was talking about, then goes on:* Oh, and we can keep in touch better pretty soon - Hawk's brother has really good walkie-talkies, and we might be able to borrow them. Did you have any run-ins with the Yakster lately? We haven't seen him for a while, which is weird, seeing as he was attacking us constantly before. And where did Aurora and Chickie go? Weren't they here with you?
Enara_Sabrehaven:
I have no idea where they went. They keep disapearing
on me......hmmmmmm. Nah.
Couldn't be. *looks to the net* A trap.....I could set
it up over the entrance to the fort,
load it with mallows, keeping some for firing
purposes. Then when Old Yaky comes
aound, we tempt him under the fort's door, and PRESTO.
Yaka ala melt! As for walky
talkies, I found a couple myself. They're in the fort
at the moment.
*picks up the net* Sound good to you?
Clam-Chowder:
*picks up the other end of the net* Sounds great to
me! Hey, and the more walkie talkies we have, the
better. Maybe you could use yours to keep track of
Chickie and Aurora or something - depending on how
many Hawk's bro has. If he has five, then all those
who we can keep track of will be able to communicate
with each other or whatever. Anyway, lets get this net
up and load mallows into it!
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*they carry the net over to the fort entrance, and
then Enara secures one end of the net. She hands a
loose end to Clam*
Hold this and don't let go. If you do then we have to tie up that end again.
*then Enara fills the net with mallows. After this, she takes the end back from Clam and seccures the other end of the net as well. It is set up in such a way that if the loose end is pulled, then net will fall, flipping so that the Yakamonster is trapped and pelted with mallows.....as long as the Yakamonster is under the net*
Thank the force for a little inginuity. Now, all we need is some bait.....*looks around* Where are those guys when you need em? We could use one of them for bait. Hey?
Scorpion_Delta583:
*Hawk jumps out from no where*
Hawk Kilo264: YEAAAAA
Both Enara and Clam freak out. Hawk starts laughing
and almost ends up in intensive
care.
Onandais Alpha159: We have four, three head sets and
one stationary.
Scorpion Delta583: Somethings bothering me though
about the Yakster we haven't seen him in ages I wonder
what he's doing.
Hawk Kilo264: He's licking his wounds most likely.
Scorpion Delta583: Well I to have a plan to get the
Yakster, only mine will work in the bush instead of at
base. Hawk you like to play death sports right, so you
tackle and restrain and Onandais and I will pop the
marshmellows into him.
Hawk Kilo264: ME!!! RESTRAIN THAT THING NO WAY THAT
WOULD BE SOMETHING FOR JOSH NOT ME.
Scorpion Delta583: Yeah well Josh is in Toronto
winning the college football championship.
Onandais Alpha159: Besides you'll have fun being torn
into little pieces and sent home in a doggy bag.
Hawk Kilo264: Oh aren we the optimist*said in a
growling under-the-breath mumble*
Oh alright I'll do it on ONE condition - while I'm
restraining that thing I can knock him
around myself.
Scorpion Delta583: Sounds fair just don't take it to
far.
Hawk Kilo264: Come on you know me
Onandais Alpha159: Thats why I'm having nightmares
again.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*Enara glares at Hawk after him scaring her*
We still need bait for under the net Clam.......and I think I know who I would want to play that part. Don't you. *then looks to Clam, with a mischievious glint in her eyes*
Clam-Chowder:
Mmm, I've some idea - go on? *Clam replies, smiling*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Onandais Alpha159: We have a human post if anyone
wants to use him
Hawk Kilo264: Why I ought to....
Scorpion Delta583: Come along children we have to find
the monster
*Scorpion grabs them both by the ears and drags them
off*
Scorpion Delta583: Gees you guys, if you don't have
constant supervision you’re at each other’s throats or
trying to put yourselves in the hospital.
Hawk Kilo264: That's almost better than here.
Onandais Alpha159: Hey look at this. Green slime we
know who that's from.
Hawk Kilo264: Yeah but it looks like it's pouring out
like a tap. ouch.
Scorpion Delta583:No kidding ouch lets follow it and
see where it leads.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*sees the goup* Uh....Guys? That might not be such a
good idea......*looks around
nervously* I think that might be a trap old Yaka set
for US.
*looks round at the bushes looking for something*
Clam-Chowder:
I agree *pulls a robotic bunny from her backpack* Ah,
this is better! Anybody got a TV?
If so, we can hook this guy up to it, and _HE_ can
show us where Yakky is! Besides, if
he gets smushed, he can be rebuilt, but if WE get
smushed...Well...It might not be that
easy (unless there's someone out there like the guy
who brought the corpses back to life on the one ep of
The X-Files where there were all these zombies that
went around killing people and stuff - and then we'd
have to get a hold of him (yuck)). What do you say?
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: So what!
*And the three musketeers ~*side note: Scorpion,
Hawk, Onandais - FYI, there were actualy 4 musketeers
(I know this ‘cuz I read the book) - there were Athos,
Porthos, Aramis, and then d’Artagnan, who was the main
character, but didn’t become a musketeer right away.
Just thought I’d let you know... :) *~ go
bounding through some dence trees and hit a
suprise,THE YAKAMONSTER*
Onandais Alpha159: He's a ...........he's
a...........he's a
Hawk Kilo264: He's a SHE
Scorpion Delta583: A mother she
Hawk Kilo264: Don't animals need a male and female for
that.
Onandais Alpha159: Yeah
Hawk Kilo264: So where's daddy
Scorpion Delta583: I don't know but lets get up a tree
so we don't painfully find out.
Onandais Alpha159: This would explain all the green
goo we saw back there
Hawk Kilo264: This would be something I wouldn't mind
not knowing.
Onandais Alpha159: Windchimes!!!
Hawk & Scorpion: Huh?
Onandais Alpha159: I just remembered that the Yakster
can not resist the sound of windchimes. It's like a
dog wistle for the yakster he turns harmless.
Scorpion Delta583: Then maybe we don't have to kill
them just find a place for them that's like this
place.
Hawk Kilo264: Saskatchewan. The land of the living
skies.
Scorpion Delta583: It better have living skies cause
ain't nothin' eles lives there.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*hears a noise in the bushes, in the opposite
direction the boys went*
Uh......Clam.......I think now might be a good time
to get in the fort for a while.
*makes an about face and dashes into the fort, closely
followed by Blaze.*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: This poses an interesting problem
Scorpion Delta583: Yeah like the fact that animals and
humans tend to get really touchy about their
children
Onandais Alpha159: Well like I said windchimes render
the Yakster harmless
Hawk Kilo264: And where are we going to get windchimes
out here?
Scorpion Delta583: Who cares right now we've got to
find a way of dealing with the problem at hand
Hawk Kilo264: So what do we do?
Scorpion Delta583: I don't know
Onandais Alpha159: This is giong to get worse isn't
it?
Scorpion Delta583: Possibly.........!
Clam-Chowder:
*Meanwhile, back at the fort:*
Uh, yeah...no kidding! *Clam and Storm rush inside* You know, I wish those guys had let my robotical rabbit do the dirty work! I mean, what if something goes wrong?
*goes to sit on a box, but accidentaly sits on something else* Ow! What the heck? Who put windchimes here? Oh well, might as well put it up...
*Clam goes out cautiously and puts the windchime up at the entrance to the fort, then comes back inside*
Scorpion_Delta583:
Hawk Kilo264: This is not good I'm getting more than I
bargained for on this.
Onandais Alpha159: You followed me.
Hawk Kilo264: You were working on a top-secret double
hush-hush something-or-rather that turned into
this.
Scorpion Delta583: Would you two SHUT-UP they’re going
to hear us if you don't--
*CRACK*
Hawk Kilo264: That didn't sound healthy
*CRACK CRACK SNAP the branch the trio was on broke off
and sent them to the
ground and to two very angry parents*
Hawk Kilo264: We are dead
Onandais Alpha159: I don't think they're very happy to
see us
Scorpion Delta583: Ow son-of-a-dog I think I broke a
tooth*looks up and sees the Yaka-family* OOPS
we're dead.
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*hears the cracking of the branch*...that doesn't
sound good.......you think they're okay?
*pokes her head out the door, banging her head on the chimes. * ow! That hurt.
*takes them from the door then steps outside looking around, the chimes tinkling in her hand* I hope the guys are okay...
Clam-Chowder:
Yeah, me too...D'ya think maybe we should go after
them? Maybe bring the windchimes in place of those
bear bells that you wear on your backpack when going
hiking? We might attract the Yakster's attention, but
then again, we might also scare it off.
Scorpion_Delta583:
*Hearing the windchimes faintly*
Onandais Alpha159: Windchimes!!
Hawk Kilo264: There is a God!!!
Scorpion Delta583: Don't know how theys done it but I
know theys done it. We're saved.
Onandais Alpha159: This is a good thing.
Hawk Kilo264: I'm going to thank them when we get
back.
Scorpion Delta583: Well lets follow along and get back
to camp.
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam and Enara walk down the path that the guys took, and come to a clearing, where they are startled to see three yakamonsters rolling over, wanting their bellies scratched. They see the guys dusting themselves off, and approach them*
What on earth?! How'd you get them so docille?
Enara_Sabrehaven:
*stares at the Yakamonsters a stund, the windchimes still in her hand*
what the he......*looke to the guys* What did you do to them?
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion:We did nothing you did it!
Onandais:The windchimes turn mr.ugly into a harmless.............thing.
Hawk:So were did the chimes come from?
Scorpion:Yeah were did they come from?
Onandais:Yo everybody it's time to partey. I've got the green light on the translator it's up and running.
Scorpion:Finally! Now we can talk to them and find out what's going on.
Hawk:Yeah like why they're here, what they want,and were they're going
Onandais:Not quite yet. The stupid thing has a disign fault, it has to power up, that may take some time and it's showing power fluctuation. It's not ready yet.
Hawk:And why is this mr.mastermind
Onandais:Well ya'gotta remember it's been how long since this things turned on.
Clam-Chowder:
*Clam adopts a shocked look* Us? The windchimes? Wierd! Well, the windchimes were on top of a box - I sat on them.
*looking at the traslator* Great!! But do you think we'll get anything intelligent out of them, seeing as they're...um...subdued?
Scorpion_Delta583:
Scorpion:Good question I haven't got a clue.
Onandais:We might if I could get a steady power stream into the *#%^ing thing
Hawk:Well why not hit it like this
*WHAP, FIZZLE*
Onandais:Smooth moron now I have no clue what's going on I'm getting all kinds of errors now, just like when I started it up yesterday.
Hawk:How was I supposed to know that would happen
Onandais:Because computer equipment is delicate stuff
Hawk:That dosen't stop you from nailing your home computer
Onandais:That computer dosen't work anyway
Sorpion:Alright break it up you two. Sorry everyone I guess you've figured out that you have get used to these two bickering.
Onandais:Although you have to admit it's not as bad as Hawk and his girl friend.
Scorpion:Oh man, that's world war three. Don't even get close when that starts or get hammered in the cross-fire
Hawk:And you say I'm easy to throw off track. Can we get back to the problem at hand?